avengersincamphalfbloodstardis:

shingeki-no-mass-effect:

dajo42:

realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small

it would be some kind of baby monster

i would have to look after it

The true horror: responsibility

*screams*

madeofplantsandmagic:

majormitchmajor:

lukeaustinyeah:

little-king-of-the-stage:

His tattoo translates to ‘faggot’. WHY

Because i am one.

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“Let me give you some advice, bastard: Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armour, and it can never be used to hurt you.”

-George R.R Martin.

tastefullyoffensive:

Hun. [anaxid]

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

supertrout95:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

9 hours of studying and I can’t remember my own name but I can remember how to kill a man using a toothbrush so there’s that

the hell kind of classes are you taking?

I’m a forensic criminologist our slogan is “can’t run fast enough to be a serial killer so I’ll just help the police catch them”

The real difference between Gryffindor and Slytherin

brilliantbucky:

evil-freak:

Gryffindor : Mate, I would die for you

Slytherin : I will kill for you, bro. Just give me the word, the bitch is dead

Ravenclaw: I’ll find a way we both can survive

Hufflepuff: I’ll die with you

turkeyinacan:

shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”

allaboutjensenackles:

sassyaspersassy:

buzzfeed:

15 Of The Most Empowering Things Emma Watson Has Ever Said

I HAVE NEVER REBLOGGED ANYTHING SO QUICKLY AS THIS

This doesn’t fit my blog….BUT I MUST REBLOG. She’s a true role model :)

weird-mad-hot-alive:

Martin Freeman and Amanda Abbington + Animal Lovers

Title: A Word From Our Sponsors

 257,037 plays

amandaexmachina:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

milk-fro:

I needed to put this on my blog.

THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE ONE. I WAS IN THE CAR LISTENING TO IT AND I WAS LIKE ‘WHAT THE FUCKING HELL’ OUT LOUD AND MY SISTER AND MY MOM GOT REALLY MAD BECAUSE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

How many times did they need to record that before Cecil stopped laughing at it?

That’s the real question here.

critnuke:

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